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Todays Joke

by JessicaSmith ^Pro @ Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 – 10:26:43

Something very Bizarre has just happened on my way back from lunch....I've noticed this guy standing at the top of the road the last few lunchtimes anyway today he was there holding up a sign saying can I take you out......Oooooooo noooooo I'll have to drive the other way now...sort of made me laff but also made me think wot an odd thing to do! shudders
Went to Curshaws for tea..chief trougher. Some of the ladies I went with I haven't seen in ages so that was nice! Then ickle man had a part in the Christmas Evening and he did very well...bless
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 10:30:10
Haha! O, it could definitely happen!
- - JessicaSmith ^Pro
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 11:12:19
  Yes that's what I thought haha
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:04:18
God that would be just too much though!

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- - JessicaSmith ^Pro
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:20:14
  I guess it's a sign that things have maybe gone a little too far!
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    - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:24:05
    Tis OK just leave your number and they will phone you back.. at least 40 times every day!
    Just in case you want a moblie.. a loan or anything else the can dream up.
    
    GRRRR A sign is right!
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      - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:31:27
      grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr indeed lets all grrrrrrrrrrrr at outsourced telephone phoning!! haha
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:59:09
        
        Am trying to get my boss outsourced! Now that would make it all worthwhile!
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:02:51
        
        Haha yes I bet a few peeps would say the same about their other halves too! haha
        
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:15:10
do you think he will understand what you are saying.. santa that is......"hello, hello"
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:21:26
  I'm afraid if I get a time delay on the telephone line I just put it down haha
  - - (Visitor)
    - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:23:43
    lol.. but while I am here I was wondering if you were ok for insurance? especially at this time of year... I could lay on a guilt trip of some sort perhaps./....
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      - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:32:34
      Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think we should have a National grumble about this grrrrrrrr! haha
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:45:52
        
        lol..... you think.... however this blog land being strange you may get no replies, however if you post something like "hey I like roller skates" or something you get 101 comments....heheheh love it!
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:47:53
        
        yup loving it also!
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:53:26
        
        What do you think about the weirdo?
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:54:19
        
        what weirdo?
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:55:49
        
        I've just added a bit to my post
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:00:19
        
        mmm not sure about that one...perhaps he likes you, however it's always a bit "suss" really... If it were me I would have a few friends in the car with you and ask him for his card (if he has one) or his email address and contact details... then you can alwyas get him checked out or something.....
        
        failing that if you like the look of him, go for a drink in a pub you know and make sure a few mates are in the pub as well just keeping an eye out for you...
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:01:20
        
        No I wouldn't encourage him he looks odd!!
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:04:33
        
        lol.. thats what people have said about me also...heheheh
        
        oh well.. just drive over him then.....lol
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:28:43
        
        lol!!
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:04:31
        
        He was wearing blue overalls!
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:05:13
        
        now for work, some people actaully have to, however if that is his typical attire I would leg it..pmsl
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:31:08
        
        Thank goodness they aren't orange ones or that would have given me nightmares!!
        
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    - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:31:26
    lol
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      - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:34:42
      It instantly put's you in a bad mood doesn't it thinking about time delays haha
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      - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 13:58:08
      What's worse he was wearing blue overalls
      - Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:22:11
        
        If his overalls are indeed blue, then it's highly possible that you are being stalked by a Kwik Fit fitter (of whom I'm told there is no-one quicker).
        
        I've just consulted with a policeman friend, and he offers the following the advice.
        
        Run. For. The. Hills.
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:24:13
        
        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scarey stuff
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:29:16
        
        I agree.
        
        Perhaps when you're running for the hills, you should throw your hands in the air as well.
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:37:13
        
        Maybe I should be carry something also for protection
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:07:21
        
        If you starting carrying "some protection" you're definitely giving him the wrong idea... lol
        
        Can't you just shoot him?
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:11:31
        
        I was think more like a sign saying NO WAY HOSE
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:15:25
        
        Hose?
        
        Is he Spanish?
        
        Don't think I've ever met a Spanish Kwik Fit fitter.
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:52:06
        
        I've not ever met a kwik fit fitter either! haha
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:12:09
        
        I put protection just so you could have your ickle titter lol
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:23:35
        
        Actually I'm more of a - no, I'll stop there.
        
        Which vast palatial country home will you be dining at this week?
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:53:11
        
        haha tonight its Curshaws a bar in Sandbach
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 16:08:54
        
        Lucky you. I think I'll mostly be dining at popular local establishment "The Chippy" this evening.
        
        Brother's working night all this week I'll be starved...
        
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        JessicaSmith ^Pro
        
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        Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 20:33:09
        
        It was very nice!! The chippy sounds good! Not had fish n chips for ages..... must get some!
        
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:27:43
Damn they were my best overalls too.

heh heh
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 14:37:51
  So you made an effort then haha
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:17:38
O my. Errrrrrrmmm....? Hmmmmm.... Well, he sounds funny(?)
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 15:19:44
  yes just a bit!
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- Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 16:44:06
I did indeed make an effort, but I think it was the cufflinks, top hat, and black thigh-length stilletto boots that got me arrested.
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  - Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 @ 20:34:22
  Well had I seen that I would have laffed my socks off!
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- MichaelStMark ^Pro
- Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 @ 09:59:48
Maybe "weirdo" overalls man was lonely and a little touched ( but not in the way he'd like). You know this cominguptoxmas time has a strange effect on the single male psyche. No one wants to feel isolated at Christmas, so most folk try to organize so as they dont spend it alone, cause that is apparently being seen as the ultimate saddo.
So how sad am I, spending the last 2 Christmas's and new years on my tod in the back of a motorhome at the top of Scotland litening to the howling winds and pitter-patter of sleet on the roof.
You know what, call me weird but it was ab fab! Think I must have had an angel on board. It was definitely different I can tell you.
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  - Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 @ 10:07:01
  That makes me a saddo too then haha...it sounds pretty cool being in Scotland with howling winds and sleet.... Heathcliff Heathcliff haha
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 @ 10:55:21
Well I view that as progress!
Usually women wait until I`m naked in the bedroom with them before they start laughing.
...Ok, I just read that and...erm...
Didnt look good, did it..?
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  - Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 @ 11:07:33
  what are you like!!
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- Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2006 @ 09:47:23
ok site
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