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How to get that huge list of jobs done?

by JessicaSmith @ Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 - 13:11:08

everything has it's place and everything in it's place

Job 1. Change Bedding DONE;D
2. Put white wash on DONE ;D
3. Wash up breakfast,lunch dishes and collection of mugs that seem to have gathered near my bed DONE ;D
4. Pull out beds and mop with bleach underneath nice..DONE ;D To those of you interested in my ghost I've just found my 1st 1p of the day lol
5. Empty all the bins.... gross... DONE ;D
6. Clean bathrooms & bathroom floors DONE ;D
7. 20mins on the running machine DONE ;D
8. Put dark wash on DONE ;D
9. Shower DONE ;D
10. Dry hair and it hair and beautify for trip to bank to pay in cheques DONE ;D
11. Slap on a bit of Ultra Glow and find an outfit to wear to bank DONE ;D
12. Go to bank DONE ;D
13. Goto fav clothes shop SALE..dangerous!! DONE ;D
14. Goto Crewe and buy electric thing to tone up muscles...my last one my friend never gave me back DONE ;D
15. Pick up hair tint...roots need doing...DONE ;D
16.Call at friends and fix up girls night out for tonight DONE ;D
17. Answer phone from Mark who is fixing up New Year party sorted for tomorrow now.... I can take ickle man yay! DONE ;D
18. Sit for 20mins waiting for hair tint, whilst being attached to electric abs machine...wondering why I bought it cos it's such an awful sensation DONE ;D
19. Shower AGAIN something up with my time management here lol DONE ;D
20. Dry hair again and other it hair again DONE ;D
21. Decide on outfit to go out in slap a bit of makeup on DONE ;D
22. Put mixed colours washing on DONE ;D
23. Mop sitting room floor DONE ;D
24. Mop kitchen floor DONE ;D
25. Wash up tea plates DONE ;D
26. Soak dishcloths in bleach DONE ;D
27. Clean out car cos you've gotta go and collect your mates...flip...DONE ;D
28. Off out now :wave: till later....
29. Drop off friends at their homes safely DONE ;D
30. Fold up dark dry washing and put in airing cupboard DONE ;D
31. Fold up white washing and put for ironing DONE ;D
32. Set alarm for 8am cos Carol coming round at 9am to go shopping in Manchester and do a spot of lunch DONE ;D
33. Pour glass of vino and watch blog world ticking over DONE ;D
34. Going to bed now gunna dream about going on the big wheel in manchester tomorrow lunch for New Years Eve treat :zz: throw them ickle zzs up in the air lol

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[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 13:13

cup of tea then i think...

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 13:15

great minds think alike...I was thinking a cup of c blank blank f blank e

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 13:16

you see..in my sick and twisted mind..that could be ANYTHING..i need pictures..diagrams..SWEETS

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 13:18

now there's a good idea..sweets will help

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 13:19

YUMMY!...its at time like this you wish you were willie wonka with a lilo and a pair of swimming goggles..

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 13:30

ahhhhh the fabulous Johnny Depp

This list of jobs isn't going to include The Dreaded Big Supermarket Shop, is it?

If so, you should put some kind of parental guidance at the top of your blog.

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 13:49

no that would be far too dull lol

discoboddiscobod [Member]
http://discobod.blog.co.uk
2005-12-30 @ 14:05

while you are on a roll you couldnt pop round to mine and help me clear all my xmas mess.
looks a bit like a nuclear fallout zone.
i will make you a cup of tea for your troubles.
as soon as i can find a clean mug.
blimey i cant believe how i let myself go......

hope you have a happy new year messy.

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 14:14

of course anytime! And thanks darling hope you have a happy new year also!

Bathroomssss?

I can see where this is leading now.

"Decorate the East Wing", "Re-lay Helipad Tarmac", "Paint the jetty", "Extend the pool"...

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 15:39

lol not at all!! Shower next!

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 15:47

only found the 1 1p then so far???

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 15:51

yup only the 1 SO FAR!! lol

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 15:52

told ya, you need a £1 ghost!

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 15:59

actually, i think ive rumbled you. i think you are the money ghost disguised as a human. its the demonic red eyes on your profile pic that are the give away!

BUSTED!!!

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 17:27

JESUS H CHRIST!! You did all that by midday....?!! I was still in BED then!!! I'm most impressed...x

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 18:53

Thanks darling!! lol

Bells has a point, Jessy. Too organised...

My magic washing basket doesn't seem to be working right now, either, which I might have to complain about.

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 18:53

I would love a magic washing basket but alas it's me hehe

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 18:32

LOL - THATS A GOOD EFFORT!!!

last time i went to take a cheque in i was heavily hungover, in some crappy clothes and hadnt had a shave for about 3 days and there you are picking an outfit and putting on the utlra glow just to go to the bank!

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 18:54

yes you have to get dressed to go to the bank Batman!! It's like going to church lol

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 19:08

church of money, now that does sound appealing - KERCHING!!!

however, thats why my interest rate is so low then - its all about appearance!

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-30 @ 20:11

Kerching kerching batman!!

[Visitor]

2005-12-30 @ 20:19

ahhh, so thats your secret then, go the bank in your ultra glow = ££££££'s

next time im in the gotham city bank ill have to don my best bat-conceiler and bat eye-shadow from my ultility belt!

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-31 @ 01:33

lol you been drinking batman?

And now you're going out?

God - after reading all that, I'm going to bed. I'm exhausted.

;)

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-31 @ 01:34

haha excess NRG I think I've got lol

Right. I think we need to *sit Jess down and have a stern chat*

Men (of which I am a fairly pathetic member of the club) are afraid of certain things. I assume you know this, but let us remind you, in the form of a quiz, in case any of them think that you are in fact an alien.

So, here goes:

1) You see a pane of glass. Do you choose to:

Clean it?
Change it for a different style of glass?
Look through it at your missus?

2) You see a bloke. Do you:

etc etc etc etc..

You're answers will be right, your washing will be right, your night out will have even been right...........

Ah, Jess. Pretend to sound useless.... Mankind might feel better... ;)

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-31 @ 01:51

well i am pretty useless that's why I'm single lol

Hmm. Don't think so, somehow.

I have discovered a v embarrassing email I sent to someone two years ago. It's on my blog, but like your 3D glasses, it's off tomorrow.

I'm mortified. But have a look. I've had two glasses of wine so I'm not that bovvvvvered yet.... ;)

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-31 @ 01:53

look through the glass every time..I have very dirty windows

Don't do stalking as a rule... lol

Actually - cancel that last *lol*!

Not funny. At all. Brrrrrr.

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-12-31 @ 02:10

hehe I didn't say you did..but if you have blue overalls I'd be very worried

[Visitor]

2005-12-31 @ 14:00

Hi Jessica
Just want to wish you a Happy New Year and all the best for tonight.
R

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2006-01-01 @ 16:58

Thanks R Happy New Year my friend :)

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