Jessica Smith Sandbach
Commander has just told me she went to go swimming last night and they had shut the pool cos someone had been sick...NICE!
She told me that whilst I was tucking into my Baby Beetroot in mild malt vinegar!!
Look at our fabulous view!! How lucky are we??
And Mr Perspex this is the view from the west of the building lol
well my wee doesn't go pink with beetroot and I eat it everyday with my tuna salad and olives...mmmmmm
I am hungry now.. dammm you!!
that is a nice view yes... i've seen better though...
 | JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-26 @ 13:21 |
err take a look at the west view!! lol
Pah, I used to be able to see a mountain from my bedroom window!! True story too...........lol
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-26 @ 15:18 |
U lucky thing! Unfortunately I was just messing about We don't really have the Alps on the doorstep..Honest!! lol
You know they say that when you pee in the pool it changes colour? I wonder if it changes colour when you puke into it.... I went swimming once after a huge, salmonella infected chicken madrass and the water went brown. Its amazing the things they can do with a few chemicals isnt it?
I hang around city centers at night with a bag of diced carrots, and when I come across a "Pavement Pizza" I`d sprinkle a few carrot dices into it.
Yes! Its Me! I`m like the tooth fairy, only more vile, so every time you see a multi-colour yawn in the street and its got carrots in it, you can be sure that I`m not far away.
Hmmm... I wonder if I`m going insane...I feel quite sane, and the voices in my head tell me I`m ok...
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-26 @ 15:04 |
Have you tried electic shock tweetment? lol
"Pavement Pizza" and "multi colour yawn" - what fantastic phrases.. lol... I'm going to try and slip those into convos more often... may be a task though!
I once heard of a public swimming pool which was ready for a gala one weekend, then suddenly the competition had to be cancelled due to a shit being spotted floating in the pool. To quote the Peter Kay gag.. "I don't care who's it is, but it's floatin'
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:20 |
err!! haha
You could leave after breakfast, 'shimmy' up the far mountain and be back in time for tea...You know you wanna'
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-26 @ 18:51 |
what a fab idea!! wishing!!
cold where you are then i take it. do you chair lift to work in the mornings then?
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-26 @ 20:36 |
lol
 | Juzzzy pro http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-27 @ 12:35 |
Been shopping Jess?
I see the pic has changed... 
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-27 @ 13:24 |
lol Official Engerland gear no less hahahahahaha
 | MagicalMysteryTour pro http://magicalmysterytour.blog.co.uk 2006-01-27 @ 18:03 |
Phwoar! Nothin like a girl in a footy top! And nothing else of course! But still... nothing like it!
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:21 |
well a guy in footie strip aint bad either
| MagicalMysteryTour pro http://magicalmysterytour.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 23:34 |
LOL ok I'll take your word for that one!
What does 'lol' mean?
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-27 @ 18:18 |
Lots of Laughs! or laffs as I say lol
i thought LOL was "laugh out loud" ?????
Ha, at last after all these years, to embarrassed to ask til now. cheers me dear!
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:21 |
you're welcome!! I am the agony aunt round here so any other questions just ask away!!
great piccie, cool england shirt, but not as good as the one ive got, ive got the best ever-ever ENG-ER-LAND national team shirt :-)
 | jaketaylor pro 2006-01-29 @ 13:24 |
try walking into Manchester city centre on a Sunday morning, all sorts of purple, blue, red, yellow sick. Rainbow sick mingling with the blood from the fights outside Brannigans and Sports bars that don't allow football tops or caps or trainers but nutters!
sick in a pool is wrong, really wrong~!
nice view though
| Juzzzy pro http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 20:05 |
Jake's right - it is a nice view Jess
As for the Manchester thing, he's right about that, too. Piccadily Gardens at 10am on a Sunday - more sick than you can throw a, um, sick at.
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:24 |
I really never mean't this to turn into a where to find sick blog lol
| Juzzzy pro http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:41 |
Lurking, are we, Miss?
Not like you
| JessicaSmith pro http://www.messyjessy.blog.co.uk 2006-01-29 @ 21:23 |
err!! lol
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