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Messy Detox

by JessicaSmith @ Monday, Feb. 27, 2006 - 16:24:07

I'm on a three day Detox. For three consecutive days I have to drink 1.5 ltrs of Wild Fruit flavoured water containing all sorts of wonderful healthy things that are going to cleanse my body. I like the bit which says on the packet can help your body to better cope with eliminating toxins and stubborn fatty deposits. haha I have visions of dogs being dragged to the vets and stubborn fat cells clinging on

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[Visitor]

2006-02-27 @ 16:32

Oh god you poor thing! I did a detox diet once, and by the end of it, I could have eaten the ar**hole out of a dead horse!

BoredSelectaBoredSelecta [Member]
2006-02-27 @ 17:10

Mmm, I love tinned hotdogs too! bs

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2006-03-01 @ 19:39

haha BS

How strange.

I'm currently on the somewhat exclusive (to me) diet called The Tox.

Basically, you fill yourself up with as many bad things as possible, rarely eat, never exercise and don't get enough sleep.

Believe me, the weight's dropped off ;)

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2006-03-01 @ 19:40

haha I guess you are on a liquid diet!!

[Visitor]

2006-02-28 @ 09:53

What is it with fatty deposits that makes them so damn stubborn? They don't even have the muscle to do anything in self defence, and yet... buggers!
BTW Jessy, where are your fatty deposits? I can't see any

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2006-03-01 @ 19:41

Yes horribilious!! haha I have plenty of fatty deposits I just keep them covered up!

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http://stephiblog.wordpress.com
2006-02-28 @ 14:37

Hi Jess,

I thought we all detoxed naturally by going to the gym and drinking loads of water? I've just eaten a bar of stubborn fatty cells, now I wish I hadn't :(

I saw that you tried my recipe, didn't see that post at the time. I'm glad you liked it. So much nicer than Tuna out of a can.

Steph

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2006-03-01 @ 19:42

Yes it was really nice Steph! I am going to have it again soon..bought the tuna specially!!

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